| Favorite Kitchen Signs |
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this
kitchen is delirious. |
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the
dishes. |
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A husband is someone who takes
out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole
house. |
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. |
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. |
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. |
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Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. |
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Housework done properly can kill yout. |
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Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. |
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My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. |
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Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. |
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The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I bought it. |
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There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out! |
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